i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
(Source: basedgosh, via clingier)
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
"Worry often gives a small thing a great shadow."
operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?
me: my wifi isnt working
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America."